Following weeks of eager anticipation, the geek pizza attendance records went online on May 29, 2010.
Intended primarily as a tool for studying the geeks' chronically dismal female retention rate, the site provides multiple views into the attendance database that may fill other needs as well. For example, the discipline committee has already found the site useful for tracking absenteeism and identifying the habitually late.
We also look forward to providing alibis as needed for geeks who would otherwise find it difficult to prove their Tuesday whereabouts. (For a small fee, the database can be adjusted after the fact in order accommodate those with special needs in this regard.)
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